We Sold The Farm!

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Testing, testing…Can you hear me out there?  Is this thing on?

Greetings Hayseed readers!  Whatever happened to that Accidental Hayseed blogger?  Was she hit by a meteor?  In prison?  Horrible tractor accident?  The answer is none of the above.  We unexpectedly sold Rancho Relaxo and now we’re movin’ on.  I couldn’t be happier.  For real!

I’ll write about the sequence of bizarre events that caused this dream-come-true in near future posts but, for now, there’s still a bunch of stuff I have to do.

In about 2 days Len and I will launch ourselves on a cross country trip to our new little place in Naples, Florida.  I’m calling it the “Hell On Wheels” tour of our lovely USA.  Yes, we’re driving.  Yes, we’re crazy.  I’m not looking forward to sitting in a car for however long this takes but it is what it is.  I’ll do some blogging about the events along the way so you can confirm for yourself the level of my insanity.

The most important question at the moment is how can I retain my Hayseed status and move from the wilderness to wonderful, glorious, civilization?  Easy.  You can take the girl out of the country but you can’t take the Hayseed out of the girl.  Believe me on this.  I’m glad that’s settled.

Stay tuned dear readers, and don’t touch that dial!

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.  –Rodney Dangerfield

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